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Guess what

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I have found more blackmail in my drawers
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Only :iconp-oke: will understand
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Okay, I found this website that gives you your pokename! Here's mine,

Chupit

Profile

You live in the prairies of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, meatballs and coffee.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You have bionic implants. You can breathe maple syrup. You can spit salt spikes. You can spit acid. You can breathe hot death. You can resist wind.


Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Voltpuff.

...YES

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Hacker stuff

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/pasted from another journal

PLEASE READ, THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Rumor has it there's a hacker on dA, hacking people and blocking our friends to make them block us! You'll then be banned from dA.

Write the same warning in your journal to protect not only yourself but everyone! Here's another warning: If I'm being a jerk, saying stuff like "Shut up," "Get lost", or "I don't want to see you on my page anymore", that's not really me. That's the hacker.

Write all of this down in your journal too!

Please do this, it's for the safety of everyone!
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After :iconp-oke: did this all my friends did it so I decided I'd do it too.

Rules-
1. Pick 10 friends.
2. then go to this website: [link]
3. type in the username of your friend and choose the gender, then click 'random fact'
4. copy what comes up and paste it in this journal.
5. continue this for the rest of your list.
6. have fun! and tag as many people as you want!
7. whoever tags you has to be in your list somewhere

I have two speeds. Walk. Or Kill.

BlackWolf8892499-

Poke never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.

Blackfoot98-
The only time Blackie was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.

Amberpelt765-
When Amber looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Amber and Amber.

ratlover456-
Rattie eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

ILoveTwoKinds-
Mcfly crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives

IcepopCS-
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Ice calls the pile of dead ninjas in her front yard.

Soulcalibur390-
There are no races, only countries of people Soul has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Adurocher-
The speed of light was instituted because Paws didn't want get winded outrunning it. Paws hates to sweat.

Lilycat1918-
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Lily, 3. Cancer

Ninjaz-
Ninjaz is not Politically Correct. She is just Correct. Always
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Chicks

1 min read
OMG OMG OMFG STORMY HAD A CHICK!!!!!!!

SHE IS SO :iconloveloveplz: INDESCRIBABLY CUTE!!!!
SHE IS SILVERY, TINY, AND ADORABLE

Sad serious time...
Stormy had two chicks...
The other one got out and the other chickens killed it...and trampled it...
Stormy hates her chicks...and she was making her bleed
See mother hens peck at their chicks who are different colors than them. The chicks will bleed and it could cause serious or fatal damage...
Basically, I now think hens are racist.
Now the chick has a new mother (ME)

Hopefully she'll survive. Does anybody have any names? I want to call her Nudge, after Stormy's sister. But my mom wants to call her Sterling (Like Sterling Silver) What should I name her? Or do you guys have any other names?
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